September 2011
While I blog:
While I “do my homework”:
And while I shower:
But I immediately stop singing when I hear someone coming into the house:
I’M GONNA GO ON PORNHUB IN A FEW YEARS
AND I’M GONNA LOOK ON THE FRONT PAGE
AND IT’S GONNA BE CALLED
“Flabby Blonde Slut Gets Her Loose Asshole Bumped”
AND I’M GONNA CLICK ON IT
AND IT’S GONNA BE YOU
YOU’RE A FLABBY BLONDE SLUT GETTING ASS RAPED
AND I’M GOING TO LAUGH
AND THEN SHOW IT TO YOUR MOM
I know I’m fucked up. I get sad a lot, I get insecure at times, and I complain 20x the amount of the average person. I’ll cancel plans last minute. I’ll get mad when you talk to another girl. I WILL piss you off. But I love you. As crazy as it is, I do. I’m not in love with you yet, but like I’ve already told you, you’re going to be easy to fall for. Even as fucked up as I can be, as much as we might fight in the future, I promise that no one else out there will care for you the way I do. You are one of the most amazing people I have ever met and I have no idea what the hell I did to deserve you. You listen to me, you make me smile and laugh, you make me feel beautiful and whole. I promise I’ll listen to you and love you the way you do for me. You give me mad butterflies all the time. I can’t help but smile when I look at you. Thank you. For being mine, and for just simply being you.
Love,
Me <3
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