justanotherphoenix:

surimistick:

you-look-beautifuller:

HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD

i pressed reblog like 10 seconds into this

IM DYEING

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mrssgonnaeffyouup:

hipstermoriarty:

old timey lesbians are the best

OH my goddess…

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thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

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otterqueer:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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i laughed way too hard at this

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friendlyaxolotl:

comic about how I’ve been feeling recently

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le-claire-de-lune:

I have been waiting for this post you have no idea. 

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bigeisamazing:

50shadesofacceptance:

Spread this shit like wildfire 


liesGirl Scouts come to my house asking if i want to buy their cookiesthey have an agenda too

bigeisamazing:

50shadesofacceptance:

Spread this shit like wildfire 

lies

Girl Scouts come to my house asking if i want to buy their cookies

they have an agenda too

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I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.
Dan Howell (via corruptional)

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